Here’s my demo for Giant Woman!
And here are the chords—
F, G7, C, E7,
F, G7, Cmaj7, G7,
F, G7, C, E7,
F, G7, Cmaj7…
Em, G7, Cmaj7,
Em, G7, Cmaj7
F, G7, C, E7,
F, G7, Cmaj7, E7
F, G7, Cmaj7
My song for this episode is humbled by the presence of my absolute musical hero, the voice of Opal, Aimee Mann!!!
Thanks so much for watching!
OH…OOH…OOOH YEAH! Thump your rump with the Triple Bump. Man, just wait ‘til your ass successfully swallows up that final butt-filling KNOT…Your eyes will BUG OUT as the first bump HUMPS your second hole like a BITCH!
The Triple Bump’s ultra-smooth, metallic blue color is 3X butcher than basic black and 100X HOTTER than flesh-colored fuckers.
Slick as GLASS…so it will GLIDE in…made from Phthalate-Free, Latex-Free material that includes a revolutionary Antibacterial “Sil-a-gel” formula. What’s more, it’s home-grown and made in America. WOOF!
The Triple Bump 8.0 has a circumference of 6 inches at the head and grows to an 8 inch circumference at its widest point. Insertable length is 6 inches.
Clean-up and care: Wash after each use with anti-bacterial liquid soap ‘n water. Pat with soft, cotton towel and allow to dry completely. Keep toys separate from other toys when not in use. Store in a cool, dry place.
you know how tex avery’s wolf drops his jaw + unfurls his tongue all down the floor red carpet style?
James Jamesson fucks Jimmy Fanz in Timberwolves.
*wolf whistle**wolf howl*
In case you missed it for FREE on iTunes, tune in monday for this and the second episode of Steven Universe. I feel extremely blessed to be a part of this wonderful crew, and very lucky to be working with the amazing Jeff Liu, my partner in crime. Get ready guys, this is only the beginning!
The first episode of Steven Universe, written and storyboarded by Joe Johnston and Jeff Liu! MONDAY AT 8!!!
yes yes yes yes yes
have i mentioned that i am very excited for this? keep an eye out for this one!
Fort Troff Chainsaw Massacre! See innocent dildos SLAYED by Jason. Happy Halloween! http://bit.ly/19LdrFg
oh my god it’s like they are inside my brain
Future Colors of America
Here are some more concepts I drew and some screen-caps for SCALE— the game I’m working on where you can make anything in the world any size. In the top picture, our main character Penny, is encountering a room full of subatomic particles sized-up to enormous proportions and floating eerily in the shattered remains of her prison cell.
The game takes place in a sort of open Mario 64 like world that emphasizes play and exploration, except each item of fantasy (knights and castles and monsters and so forth) functions as a metaphor for the character’s own ideas, perceptions, and maturity. In the second picture, Penny confronts one of these symbolic bosses, a knight whose hammer must be re-sized so that it crushes him.
The third picture is a screenshot of a beautiful level in which you can RESIZE THE MOON to flood the earth and travel by boat. You think I am lying to you? That I am telling you sweet lies of things that sound awesome but could never happen in games? Well, much like The Lord God in Genesis, the geniuses of the SCALE Dev team built that level in a day last week. And you can see it being played by them in this Kickstarter update video.
It’s somewhat terrifying to imagine what they could do if they were actually being paid for their work!
The last picture is you shrinking a spider with your SCALE gun. Many of the enemies you can enlarge and climb inside, travel through, etc. fitting with the game’s theme of completely deconstructing video games as genre and putting them back together again in ways that will make your brain melt like grilled cheese.
If you want this game to happen, please think about reblogging this or pre-ordering a copy on the Kickstarter which is happening now!.
everybody give money to these motherfuckers right fucking now
The treachery of skin…. Test 1